January 2012
Remember, you don't have to run faster than the cops, you just have to run faster than your friends.
Happy New Year!
- *log into facebook*
- everyone: omq 2012 b gud 2 meh plz plz plz
- *log out*
I feel bad for all the people who are ending the year single, while I'm here ending it with my five husbands.
December 2011
The simple truth about Facebook
If you think Facebook is annoying, you have annoying friends. If you think Facebook is shallow, you have shallow friends. Whatever you think about Facebook, that is a direct reflection of your friends. OR…you are using Facebook wrong.
So true. Facebook doesn’t suck, your friends list does.
you know what? 2011 has actually been the best year for me.
it was when i discovered one direction.
will never forget you 2011. muwah x
Winning a family game thanks to One Direction
- Uncle: Time Starts....Now! GO!
- Cousin: where Niall's from
- Me: Ireland!! *Flips card* Louis likes girls who eat...
- Cousin: Carrots! *Flips card* Uhh...this is where Louis' from!
- Me: Don...DONCASTER! *Flips Card* Okay umm... place, two words, first word - Horan?
- Cousin: Niall!
- Me: Second word - another word for a lake?
- Cousin: River?
- Me: Put them together!
- Cousin: River Nile? No! Nile River! *Flips card*
- Uncle: 10 more seconds, you ain't gonna make it suckers!
- Cousin: Oh shit, Uhh..type of cat, What is Caroline Flack? in relation to Harry?
- Me: um,um,um! COUGAR!
- Uncle: TIME'S UP! 5 points! Overall score, boys are on 34, and the girls are on...36!!!! The girl's win the 50 bucks!! *Looks to my brother and cousin* Sorry boys!
- Brother: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN??!! All their questions somehow link to One Direction! That's bullshit!
Signing into Facebook and not talking to anyone
Just stare at peoples statuses like
- me : honey im home
- .....
- me : oh i forgot he's on tour
I hate it when girls say they miss their boyfriends because they are at work.
I don’t get to see my boyfriend. He’s on tour. I have to PAY to see him.
HAAAAAAAAI LIAM
hye pretty :)
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