May 2012
icelikelollies:
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Does anyone ever make a meaningless post just to...
guilty.
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
annefranksgasmask:
fensti:
annefranksgasmask:
school would be 800% better if there was no math involved
If no math was involved how would you know it was 800% better?
your maths skills are so terrible. its 100%
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
milesjai:
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crzyblackidd:
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frnkkk:
whenever you’re feeling down or insecure just remember
i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life
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But when it comes time to sleep I’m just like
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whortneykardashian:
what is miranda cosgrove even doing
like
what
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
whenever you feel ordinary just remember that youre the only one with that url
When I hear fake girls say they hate fake girls.
When I'm home alone.
Normal kids: omg I'm gonna have a house party , get drunk with my friends, smoke weed and do stupid shit cause yolo.
Me: omg I can eat everything I want, and play my music loud and go on tumblr with no distractions. And I don't even have to wear a bra. Yolo.
Paul had to be escorted out of the venue by...
One Direction as Babies
Louis: I like babysitters who..... FEED ME CARROTS.
Niall: Haha yu guys! I just ate at this pwace cawwed NANDO'S. Hahaha
Liam: Massive, massive thank you to my mum for giving birth to me! Like my flashing pacifier?
Harry: Erm.... So.... Basically..... Goo goo...... Gah gah.......
Zayn: Just riding in the stroller that is life aha :) x
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dietchola:
i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over
beep beep mother fuckers
when shopping then you see a gorgeous guy
sodamnrelatable:
alone:
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with parent/s:
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faggotwhispererr:
even sugar mama has a boyfriend